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✓ Toes: Appendages for detecting door corners.
✓ Tie: Arrow pointing to the brain of the man.
✓ Parents: two people who teach you to walk and talk just to ask you to sit down and shut up afterwards.
✓ Santa Claus: Character invented by parents whose non-existence is revealed when gifts become too expensive.
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✓ Keychain: Handy invention that allows losing all keys at the same time
✓ Cleaning: Action of moving dirt across the room
✓ Alzheimer: I don’t know, can't remember anymore
✓ Religion war: War waged to find out who has the best imaginary friend
✓ Death: Expiry date of the 'Life' product
✓ Life: Fatal disease, sexually transmitted
✓ Easy opening: Invented by somebody who never tried his invention!
✓ Car: May hold 250 horses in the engine and a donkey at the wheel.
✓ Work: Activity designed to remember why vacation exists
✓ Bed: Place you rarely get tired of
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